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Today’s Zombie Carrot Apocalypse
In a startling turn of events, our carrots have turned into zombies. Now, zombie apocalypses normally give us cause to pause and reflect. What makes this zombification especially interesting is that it is happening with […]
Vanilla Bean Ice Cream And Why We Are Where We Are
American Dessert VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM INGREDIENTS 1 vanilla bean 2 cups heavy cream 1 cup sugar 1⅓ cups warm whole milk 4 large egg yolks SPECIAL UTENSIL ice cream maker or churn Serves 4. […]
An Excerpt from Rats, Mice and Other Things You Can’t Take to the Bank: An Inspirational Collection of Essays from Humorous to Human by Leslie Handler
HOPress is so proud and excited to have published this wonderful book from syndicated columnist Leslie Handler. Rats, Mice and Other Things You Can’t Take to the Bank: An Inspirational Collection of Essays from Humorous […]
Fish Sticks, Doughnuts, and the Ascent of Humanity
American Entree FISH STICKS INGREDIENTS 1 pound cod or pollock 2 eggs ½ teaspoon grated lemon rind ¼ teaspoon salt 1⅓ cups panko (Japanese bread crumbs) no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSIL baking sheet Makes 24 fish […]
Brined Turkey Breasts, Ninja Turkeys, and the American Revolution
American Entree BRINED TURKEY BREAST INGREDIENTS -BRINE 1 gallon ice-cold water 2 bay leaves 2 garlic cloves 1 teaspoon peppercorns 1 teaspoon allspice ½ teaspoon mustard 1 teaspoon rosemary 1½ cups coarse salt ½ cup […]