Marriage: because it’s too much work to ruin your life all by yourself — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 21, 2013 I never run from my problems. I drive away from them because fuck […]
Despite the fact that most college graduates cite the desire to find meaningful work that can make a difference in the world, bleak figures released today from the United States Department of Labor reveal that, […]
In my 3-year-old’s dollhouse, a naked woman, a naked boy, and a tiger are all in the same bed. I assume alcohol was involved. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2013 My wife:“Put […]
My wife: “Let’s get drunk and screw.” Me: “OK.” *gets out beer* *gets out screws* *builds deck* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2013 Don’t mess with me. I have a black belt. […]
I just read an article that said that employers were foregoing resumes and interviews and hiring people based on their Twitter feed. Well, if anyone knows how abbreviated banter about nothing important can determine success, it […]
I emailed my friend Ginny to firm up breakfast plans for next week. She informed me she might have to postpone as she was heading to New York to watch a moot courtroom […]
The other day I saw a news article about a senior executive at Halliburton who got bagged for soliciting prostitution. The 59-year-old guy responded to an ad on Craigslist Houston that was actually an undercover […]
Mitt Romney promised to create 12 million new jobs if elected. Most of those will be people hired to fix his hair.
Okay, I’m just going to come out and say it: I don’t like men’s room attendants. I don’t see the point. I hate how you feel pressured to tip them. Don’t get me wrong, I […]
Seventy-five percent of Americans say they would tell on a boss for wrong-doing. But, 75 percent of Americans need to score a job first.