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Unicorn Bites 9/9/13

September 9, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 9/9/13

In my 3-year-old’s dollhouse, a naked woman, a naked boy, and a tiger are all in the same bed. I assume alcohol was involved. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2013 My wife:“Put the tiara…

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Unicorn Bites 9/5/13

September 5, 2013
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My wife: “Let’s get drunk and screw.” Me: “OK.” *gets out beer* *gets out screws* *builds deck* — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2013 Don’t mess with me. I have a black belt. I bought…

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Looking for a Job? Try Twitter

March 3, 2013
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I just read an article that said that employers were foregoing resumes and interviews and hiring people based on their Twitter feed.   Well, if anyone knows how abbreviated banter about nothing important can determine success, it…

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How to Kill Your Kid’s Budding Career

January 21, 2013
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How to Kill Your Kid’s Budding Career

    I emailed my friend Ginny to firm up  breakfast plans for next week. She informed me she might have to postpone as she was heading to New York to watch a moot courtroom…

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An Innovative Way To Create Jobs

October 17, 2012
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The other day I saw a news article about a senior executive at Halliburton who got bagged for soliciting prostitution. The 59-year-old guy responded to an ad on Craigslist Houston that was actually an undercover…

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Mitt’s 12 Million New Jobs

October 4, 2012
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Mitt Romney promised to create 12 million new jobs if elected. Most of those will be people hired to fix his hair. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter -…

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I Can Flush All By Myself

December 16, 2011
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Okay, I’m just going to come out and say it: I don’t like men’s room attendants. I don’t see the point. I hate how you feel pressured to tip them. Don’t get me wrong, I…

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The Job Dilemma

December 14, 2011
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Seventy-five percent of Americans say they would tell on a boss for wrong-doing. But, 75 percent of Americans need to score a job first. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website -…

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Second Job Opportunities in a Struggling Economy?

September 12, 2011
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Last Tuesday evening my midget friend (Roger) and I went down to that new bar that just opened on Oak Street, named the “Liver–B-Gone”. The pub used to be called “The Evil People” until the…

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