Get Motivated!
Say you work for a big company where everyone’s working 1.75 jobs. The mood is downbeat, so the company needs some way to rekindle the fire in the employee-belly. They could hire more people. But […]
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Unicorn Bites 9/28/13
Disney movies should have alternate endings that only play the 99th time a kid watches them. “Dad why did Cinderella get eaten by a raptor?” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2013 A […]
Unicorn Bites 9/21/13
Marriage: because it’s too much work to ruin your life all by yourself — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 21, 2013 I never run from my problems. I drive away from them because fuck […]
U.S. Department of Labor: 99% of Jobs Have No Meaning
Despite the fact that most college graduates cite the desire to find meaningful work that can make a difference in the world, bleak figures released today from the United States Department of Labor reveal that, […]
Unicorn Bites 9/9/13
In my 3-year-old’s dollhouse, a naked woman, a naked boy, and a tiger are all in the same bed. I assume alcohol was involved. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2013 My wife:“Put […]
Unicorn Bites 9/5/13
My wife: “Let’s get drunk and screw.” Me: “OK.” *gets out beer* *gets out screws* *builds deck* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2013 Don’t mess with me. I have a black belt. […]
Looking for a Job? Try Twitter
I just read an article that said that employers were foregoing resumes and interviews and hiring people based on their Twitter feed. Well, if anyone knows how abbreviated banter about nothing important can determine success, it […]
How to Kill Your Kid’s Budding Career
I emailed my friend Ginny to firm up breakfast plans for next week. She informed me she might have to postpone as she was heading to New York to watch a moot courtroom […]
An Innovative Way To Create Jobs
The other day I saw a news article about a senior executive at Halliburton who got bagged for soliciting prostitution. The 59-year-old guy responded to an ad on Craigslist Houston that was actually an undercover […]