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Laundry Wars

May 27, 2025May 24, 2025 Tim Jones

If you’ve been married for more than six weeks, sooner or later you’ll face one of the most contentious challenges a couple must confront: deciding on the proper way to do laundry. While both men […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylecouples sharing household chores, household chores, laundry, men vs. women, relationships, the proper way to do laundry, things couples fight over

My New Year’s Resolutions

December 31, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Resolution #22 I, like many of you, endeavor to become a better person for the next year. How do we do this? By making new year’s resolutions. And keeping them. “I’ve never strayed from all […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle2023, arts and crafts, bathtub, bunny, classes, cow, Eden, exercise, laundry, lutefisk, mushrooms, New Year resolutions, positive attitude, resolutions, tacos

Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Soxportation

June 14, 2023 Paul De Lancey

All of us, every last one of us, all over the world, have had a sock disappear while doing laundry. Where did it go? And how? This event frustrates and baffles us. And until now […]

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Laundry

August 24, 2022 Paul De Lancey

LAUNDRY HAIKU #1 Laundry, oh laundry I hate you. I will hate you. ’till the end of time.   LAUNDRY HAIKU #2 You, pile of laundry, I so wanted to eat out. But then I […]

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This is Why My Laundry Hates Me

June 6, 2022 Kathy Minicozzi

I hate to do laundry. Laundry is worse than scrubbing the toilet, cleaning the cat’s litter box, and mopping the floor with a toothbrush, among the world’s most distasteful tasks. I’d rather be tied to […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleavoiding housework, funny, household task, housework, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, laundry

Mary and Laundry

March 9, 2022 Paul De Lancey

  – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com  

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How Not to Do Housework: Laundry

July 8, 2021July 8, 2021 Kathy Minicozzi

Those who read the first installment in my instruction series on avoiding housework already know that I have a love-hate relationship with chores, mostly hate. My first chapter had to do with avoiding cleaning the […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleavoiding housework, buying clothes, funny, housework, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, laundry, money

All Washed Up

May 22, 2017May 25, 2017 John Branning

I came downstairs the other morning to find a pile of laundry at the foot of the steps. Not washed and folded laundry neatly placed in a basket and ready to carry upstairs — but […]

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Blog soup: A concoction of stray thoughts

January 18, 2017January 18, 2017 Roxanne Jones

This week’s post is the blog equivalent of cleaning out the fridge to make soup. I’m pulling together leftover tidbits from my files—items that weren’t meaty enough to make a complete blog post on their […]

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Hey Kids, Let’s Have Fun With Laundry!

October 14, 2015October 14, 2015 Kristen Brakeman

Do your kids need to learn how to do laundry?  Here’s a moderately informative Let’s Learn About Laundry to help them learn how. (kind of, not really) Click here: Let’s Learn About Laundry

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