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Powegian Vacation Potato
American Entree POWEGIAN VACATION POTATO INGREDIENTS 4 russet potatoes1 tablespoon olive oil3 garlic cloves1 stalk green onion½ small yellow onion2 ounces diced green chiles2 eggs¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses4 deli slices ham4 deli slices […]
But I Don’t Want That
But I don’t want to have organic baby, I’m a vegetarian. . – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and […]
Pow Mex Chicken Noodle Soup
Mexican Soup POW MEX CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP INGREDIENTS 2 10.75 cans of condensed chicken noodle soup¼ cup crumbled Cotija cheese4 turkey dogs3½ ounces diced green chiles⅓ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses PREPARATION Pour the condensed […]
I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means – Traffic Signs
This photo was taken on the spot by me, your source for fast-breaking news. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat […]
Pepper Jack Meatloaf
American Entree PEPPER JACK MEATLOAF INGREDIENTS 1 small white onion1 small red onion3 garlic cloves1½ tablespoons olive oil1½ pounds ground beef3 large eggs1 tablespoon parsley1 green bell pepper1 green chile1 14.5 can diced tomatoes½ teaspoon […]
Marked Safe From Missing Ingredients
The struggle is real. I recently had to go back to the store, horrors, for pomegranate syrup. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Turtles That Tango
Hector’s vegetable matter outfit makes him irresistible Photo Courtesy of Steve Kramer What’s the latest craze sweeping the nation? Is it televison dance contest with stars? No. Is it a television dance contest with […]
Carl La Fong’s Cooking Mishap #1, Quesadilla
The sticker says, “Two tortillas.” I like to cook. So does my friend, Carl La Fong*. Although a really good cook, Carl occasionally makes mistakes. Sometimes they’re doozies. In the spirit of helping fledgling chefs, […]
