Who Knew News Report
This week in the news, sources report the new Commander in Chief has a somewhat low tolerance for things that don’t go his way and a juvenile level of self paranoia. He blames everyone for […]
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A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular They Understand Best
A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular They Understand Best In a bow to our supposed new President-Select (not ‘Elect’) I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that he […]
Trump Previews 3 Point Plan To Obama
“Barry,” Trump said. “It’s Donald.” “Don’t call me that,” Obama said. “It’s demeaning. Have you learned nothing from how people react to your disrespect?” “Yeah. I learned I can say anything and still win by […]
Local Man Not Racist, Just Against Obama’s Policies, Whatever They Are
Local man Don Rupp insists that he is not racist and is quite upset that people keep suggesting that he is. Friends called him out after he posted multiple abhorrent memes concerning the President and […]
Othello Revised Starring Barack Obama As The Moor And Hillary Clinton As Iago.
OTHELLO REWRITTEN (OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE) Note: This piece was written before the present election. Dramatis Personae IAGO- Advisor to Othello – played by Hillary Clinton CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago – played […]
Trump Alleges Ozgate
During a campaign rally in Topeka, KS, Donald Trump claimed President Obama was directly responsible for the illegal forced deportation of a young farm girl. According to Trump, Dorothy Gale, age 12, was forcibly removed […]
Announcing an innovative new exercise recliner
The government and health care associations constantly encourage us to exercise to improve our health. It has been tough to sustain motivation when our recliners offer us a soft place to fall, after an exhausting day working at sedentary […]
Sound Familiar?
When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
Trump’s Treasurer Choice: Bernie Madoff?
http://gty.im/88045699 Donald Trump is considering convicted Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff as next U.S. Treasurer, rumor has it. It’s hard to believe since once Trump called Madoff a scoundrel and a thief. “I did,” says Trump, […]