The Place to Take a Humor Break
“Obama and Trump Have Seen Satellite Photos of Uranus” “Governor Albondigas Legalizes Open Carry For Dogs” “Governor Burger Cuts Funding For Accordion Classes” Hot, even incendiary headlines you betcha. Ones that make you angry, make […]
President Barack Obama was arrested and led away in handcuffs last night on an outstanding domestic violence charge in Alaska. The President was nowhere near Wasilla, Alaska, where the assault of a young woman by […]
PAT ROBERTSON SAYS GOD CONTROLS STOCK MARKET “The stock market plunge,” says televangelist Pat Robertson, “is God’s punishment for our government funding Planned Parenthood.” Whoa! A hot damn… whoa! We knew Pat told us God […]
Israel’s prime minister Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu declared his intention to throw his yarmulke into the ring as a GOP candidate for President over coffee at Café Yakna in Jerusalem. “What do I have to lose?” […]
I heard on the radio that scientists are planning to rid the world of that dread curse, malaria! Hooray! What an admirable goal. Excelsior. But how are they planning to this? By injecting mosquitoes […]
Some time ago*, Joe Biden, the Vice President, of this august land sent me a post titled, “I’ve had it up to here.” I don’t know what I’ve could have done to upset him. […]
A few days ago I was bitten on the side of the neck by a spider. It became inflamed and warranted a trip to the local medical facility. It also infected the lymph node behind […]
At the time, most people thought it was simply more web content. Just something to fill space on a website after editors decided to yank the piece on 13 Signs That You Might Be Breastfeeding Incorrectly. […]
It turns out when my 1-year-old brushes her teeth she moves her head, not the brush. That explains why she gets dizzy and falls over. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 20, 2013 I […]
Gary Brantley, of the suburbs of Del Rio, Texas, has a message for everyone. Come and Take It. He’s not entirely sure to whom the message is directed, but he really means it. “Everybody, I […]