What I Did Today
I woke up around 3 am. Something was wrong. I had to pee. So I did. But something still felt amiss. Aha, mind sensed a sentient, vegan exoplanet hurtling towards us, bent on eating Earth. […]
Tag: people
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/29/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about John Krasinski being named Peoples ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release […]
Minnie Mouse Latch Hook Project – Part 5
Hey! I finished the latch-hooking part of the titanic Minnie Mouse Latch Hook Project. I’d like to thank the many, many bits of material who willingly let themselves be turned into bits of yarn. This […]
Brace Yourselves Introverts
I feel this way. Introverts’ Creed – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]
Playboy Says Goodbye to Nudity?
Playboy Magazine announced that it will be going non-nude as of March 2016. The publishing icon decided to do away with naked pictures after launching a safe-for-work site that proved readers truly seek out the […]
Are You My People?
There is nothing better in life than finding your people. Someone who gets your jokes, likes your cooking, thinks you dress cool, and doesn’t judge you when you eat a sleeve or two of girl […]
How to Waste Time and Burn Poorly Built Bridges
Ok, sometimes I’m an idiot. Sometimes I need to learn a lesson more than once. Sometimes more than twice. Lesson: “You don’t get something for nothing.” Another way to put it is “You get what […]
Unicorn Bites 11/26/13
Boss: What’d you accomplish today? Me: I made the office prettier by showing up B: M: B: M: I didn’t poop my pants B: That’s progress — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 26, 2013 […]
If you’re not going to read this in Cookie Monster’s accent, then don’t bother reading it at all.
People be scared these days. People be wanting to do the same thing every day and every night. People be thinking they’re happy without trying new things. People be wrong about this. People be afraid […]