Unicorn Bites 3/19/14
Malaysia Airlines is going to be so embarrassed if it had all its planes this whole time and somebody just miscounted. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 19, 2014 Some people actually look up to the […]
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Thing Learned From Winter Olympics
THINGS LEARNED FROM WINTER OLYMPICS It’s over, it was fun, it was interesting, the most expensive Winter Olympics ever. What did we learn? Glad you asked. Here’s what we found out: […]
HumorOutcasts Reporting from The 2014 Winter Olympics
Okay, so I’m not really in Russia or at the Olympics. I’m camped out on my couch eating a bag of Doritos, looking at a big pile of snow that’s so high it would scare […]
Putin Has Indeed Killed 13 People With Kraft’s Super Bowl Ring Since Obtaining It
Controversy surrounding a possibly pilfered Super Bowl ring has been brewing since Thursday when New England Patriots’ owner Robert Kraft alleged that during a visit to St. Petersburg in 2005, Russian President Vladimir Putin pocketed […]
What The Candidates Were Thinking During The Final Debate
Last night my dog Gregory was angry because I wanted to watch the final Presidential debate and wouldn’t let him put on his Scooby-Doo DVD. To get back at me, he peed on the cable […]