There’s no way I’m going to be a bold boy this year. There’s far too much riding on it.

I know it’s not Christmas yet but I’ve been a good boy this year and, and, and it’s the world’s safest bike, Santa.

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Unicorn Bites 12/21/13

Thanks, lady at daycare who gave my 3-year-old a microphone for Christmas. Your anthrax is in the mail. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 21, 2013   Me: Santa is pretend, just like zombies […]

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