L—-OWWWW—-BOUTAINS?
I’m a shoe freak. The only thing Imelda Marcos had over me was more resources, like the treasury of the Philippines. This debilitating disease began in 9th grade. My Mom suggested that if I wanted […]
Tag: shoes
Is Anybody Thinking?
Ok. I admit it. I wasn’t thinking when my twenty-five-year-old daughter showed me her adorable new red suede high heeled sneakers. Yes, I did say high heeled sneakers. Technically, they’re high wedges, but either […]
Zombies, Shoes, and the TSA
I’d think zombies would like flip-flops over shoes with laces, what with their missing fingers, decreased motor skills, and all. I’d think this would be particularly important with increased TSA security at airports. I mean […]
Unicorn Bites 9/12/14
4-year-old daughter: These shoes are slippery. They make me fall. Me: Then why do you wear them? 4: They’re pretty. She’s already a woman — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2014 Me: I told you […]
“What do women want? Shoes.” Mimi Pond
In honor of what would have been my mother-in-law’s 98th birthday, a shoe story comes to mind. About 2 years ago, Marie got very, very ill. She was in intensive care for a few weeks. […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Never put your shoes on the wrong feet. Your feet will become confused and start to walk in opposite directions. If you are a foot model for disgusting pictures on a podiatrist’s wall, don’t wear […]
“Welcome to Heidi” by Heidi Clements – Book Review
Heidi Clements’ Welcome to Heidi made the coveted title of “Bathtub Book.” Not many books are worthy or funny enough to be read in my bathtub. Even fewer books are so well written as to keep me […]
Stop Smelling The Sunshine and Watch TV
There’s a new phrase I’m hearing a lot lately, bandied about in conversations between seemingly normal people who couldn’t possibly be normal after uttering such a hideous, awful, pompous, annoying bullshit thing you can say […]
Sugartastic Daddy John’s Story.
Sugartastic Daddy John was in pensive mood. He didn’t like that there were many tales of Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Jill Y’s fascination with shoes but very few tales about his bad self. In […]