Unicorn Bites 10/26/13

When an apple fell on Sir Isaac Newton’s head, I doubt he really said, “Aha, gravity.” What he really said was probably, “Fuck apples.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 26, 2013 Daycare lady: […]

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Going Viral

I recently talked to a blogger who gets thousands of hits a day. Desperate to learn his secrets, I imagined cuffing and coercing him into an isolated room with two chairs, a metal table, and lighting designed specifically to intimidate. I saw myself tossing back a shot of whiskey, lighting a cigar, […]

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This is not true. I’m actually a nice guy.

I took Jill Y on a romantic getaway to the shops to get some shoes. It was a special day that she’ll never forget. I woke her up early and told her that I didn’t […]

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Hand-made

With Valentines Day fast approaching, I’ve been wondering what to get that special someone in my life but for a change, I’m not going to buy myself something. Instead I will do something original for […]

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In Google Russia, options show you!

It’s no secret that I have an unhealthy, obsessive hatred for Bon Jovi but that’s only because they are a truly bland, ordinary band. When I wear my ‘I heart Bon Jovi’ t-shirt, I do […]

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High Heels – The Newest Economic Tool?

Ladies, have you been ridiculed for your love of shoes? Well, guess what, your shoe purchases do have a purpose and an important one to boot! ( Sorry, about that pun; I couldn’t resist)  According […]

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