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Unicorn Bites 10/26/13

October 26, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 10/26/13

When an apple fell on Sir Isaac Newton’s head, I doubt he really said, “Aha, gravity.” What he really said was probably, “Fuck apples.” — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 26, 2013 Daycare lady: Your kid…

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Attention Investors: Awesome Entreprenurial Opportunity

September 27, 2013
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I was recently talking on the phone with a friend. We were both quite excited about the new bike carrier he’d bought for his car. Yes, my world is that big. “Best of all,” my…

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Unicorn Bites 9/25/13

September 25, 2013
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“Beaver” is a terrible name for a vagina. I don’t want to have sex with something that destroys wood. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 25, 2013 I don’t know why women are obsessed with shoes.…

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Going Viral

July 23, 2013
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Going Viral

I recently talked to a blogger who gets thousands of hits a day. Desperate to learn his secrets, I imagined cuffing and coercing him into an isolated room with two chairs, a metal table, and lighting designed specifically to intimidate. I saw myself tossing back a shot of whiskey, lighting a cigar,…

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This is not true. I’m actually a nice guy.

This is not true. I’m actually a nice guy.

I took Jill Y on a romantic getaway to the shops to get some shoes. It was a special day that she’ll never forget. I woke her up early and told her that I didn’t…

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Hand-made

Hand-made

With Valentines Day fast approaching, I’ve been wondering what to get that special someone in my life but for a change, I’m not going to buy myself something. Instead I will do something original for…

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In Google Russia, options show you!

In Google Russia, options show you!

It’s no secret that I have an unhealthy, obsessive hatred for Bon Jovi but that’s only because they are a truly bland, ordinary band. When I wear my ‘I heart Bon Jovi’ t-shirt, I do…

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Does anyone know where I can get a cheaper than cheap 5th hand car?

Does anyone know where I can get a cheaper than cheap 5th hand car?

I like to think that Jill Y is the brains behind the operation but sometimes she does something so mind numbingly off the wall, that it drives you to drink with Thirsty Dave. I’m as…

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Jill Y and the shoes of attitude

Jill Y and the shoes of attitude

There’s growing suspicion at It’s good to mock HQ, that beer circulates through Thirsty Dave’s body, instead of blood. Scurvy Jane has a growing paranoia that Bon Jovi are secretly teaching young bands how to…

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High Heels – The Newest Economic Tool?

November 23, 2011
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High Heels – The Newest Economic Tool?

Ladies, have you been ridiculed for your love of shoes? Well, guess what, your shoe purchases do have a purpose and an important one to boot! ( Sorry, about that pun; I couldn’t resist)  According…

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