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Always Under-Promise.

Always Under-Promise.

Jill Y looked terrified when she first unwrapped her birthday present but when she opened the box and seen what was inside, she asked me to marry her: Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m…

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Hackers Give Us Naked Jennifer Lawrence Photos

September 1, 2014
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Hackers Give Us Naked Jennifer Lawrence Photos

This weekend Jennifer Lawrence became the latest celebrity to have naked pictures they took of themselves on their iPhone leaked online. Apparently, she was one of many celebrities whose Apple iCloud account was hacked this…

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CALL ME TINDER-ELLA

July 23, 2014
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CALL ME TINDER-ELLA

“Everyone’s on it. It’s no biggie.” So said my friend Joshua at work the other day regarding the on line dating craze that’s sweeping the nation – Tinder. “You just put your picture in. Say…

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No Apple, I Don’t Have One Unread Email

July 16, 2014
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I have an iPhone because I’m fancy, and because my work pays for my phone and that’s what they gave me.  With that phone comes a large amount of frustration and problems, mostly because I’m…

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Unicorn Bites 5/20/14

May 21, 2014
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How to ride a skateboard: 1) Fall down and hurt yourself. 2) Post it on YouTube. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2014 2: *points to pic* Horsey Me: No, that’s a dog 2: Horsey!…

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Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.

Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.

Legend can’t be believed but the word on the street is gospel. According to the word on the street, even the very brilliant can get lost in the sea of mediocrity and for this reason,…

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Unicorn Bites 3/24/14

March 24, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 3/24/14

Wife: Are you OK to drive? Me: I passed a breathalyzer. Wife: That’s your iPhone, and you licked it. Me: Are you a cop? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 24, 2014 3-year-old: What happened to…

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Unicorn Bites 2/4/14

February 4, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 2/4/14

A student was injured when her iPhone started on fire. Apple pointed out the burns were more stylish than those caused by Android devices. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 4, 2014 I thought a beard…

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Dear Auto-Correct,

June 25, 2013
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Dear Auto-Correct, I don’t know how to say this, so I’m just going to let you know the way the kids are doing it these days.  I’m going to write it on the interwebs. No,…

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The NSA Called To Tell Me…

June 12, 2013
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Now that we know the NSA has been listening in on our cell phone conversations, it seems they no longer feel the need to keep their presence a secret. As a matter of fact, they…

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