ON THE ROAD AGAIN
I don’t do well on long road trips. Being confined in a car for hours on end causes me to search frantically for a roadside bar. My butt becomes numb and my long […]
Category: Fiction
Custom Shoe Rack
One moment I had a beer. The next moment I had no beer. The only thing that happened during those moments, was the brief appearance of Thirsty Dave followed by the swift disappearance of Thirsty […]
The end of a relationship.
I’ve never understood chat-up lines although I did once go up to a woman and strike up a conversation about the texture of sandpaper. I don’t think it went too bad considering it was the […]
On the subject of birthday presents.
72 beers walked into a bar. They immediately made friends with the clientele. One audience member was our very own Thirsty Dave and I happened to be conversing with him on the subject of birthday […]
How To Write A Mystery
Ya know what’d be cool about being a mystery writer with a huge international following like Joe Nesbo or Lee Child? I’ll tell ya. You have super-fans. Not regular “I really like this guy’s work” […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please try to explain to my boss via this memo that it’s not appropriate to point and laugh at my name tag while we’re in a staff meeting. It’s not polite, proper behavior […]
Tex Mex T Rex
Cretaceous Entree TEX MEX T REX INGREDIENTS 1 medium tyrannosaurus rex 300 garlic cloves 1,500 medium yellow onions 2,999 jars (18 ounces) barbecue sauce 1 15 ounce bottle organic ketchup 200 pounds chili powder 100 […]
There can be only one!
The race to the top is all consuming. We’ve lost sight of what is really important. Yesterday I woke up and all I could focus on was going back to sleep. This went on throughout […]
Clueless Sajak
A twit that only a corporatist could love When you don’t feel you are getting the attention you think you deserve (for a sociopath it’s a matter of need) say something stupid on Twitter […]