The Place to Take a Humor Break
The Men (i.e. Tenors, Baritones and Basses) Male opera singers are just as crazy as the females, and just as likely to flay you alive if you get them mad, especially at performance time. Add […]
The irony of posting this on my phone is not lost on me
American Dessert CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA SUNDAE INGREDIENTS 3/4 cup whipping cream 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/3 cup unsalted peanuts (or already ground) 2 pints chocolate ice cream 2 pints vanilla […]
A colonoscopy. The scary “C” word. Something I have been putting off for awhile. This is what you get for your birthday once you hit fifty. “Hey, happy birthday! Here’s your present—a gift wrapped colonoscopy!” […]
We’re not the type to let things bother us too much. We take things in our stride and prefer to kickback to some chill out sounds, reading Paulo Coelho while exercising our Zen like minds. […]
I spent two minutes waving my arms at a motion-activated light before I realized the switch was off. Expect great things from me today. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 31, 2014 No, I won’t tell […]
I’m Screwed if the puppy I bet all my money on in the Puppy Bowl doesn’t win. My bookie Peaches will break my legs. Peaches is a pug by the way.
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my wicked ways. When I told a group of Girl Scouts that Jesus wanted them to give me free Thin Mints as part of a new merit badge called, […]
Life is all about discovering new things:
This week I had the pleasure of interviewing two HumorOutcasts writers who also happen to be married. Both Kristen and Forrest Brakeman are in the humor/comedy business. Kristen has been published in the Huffington Post, […]