Unicorn Bites 5/20/14
How to ride a skateboard: 1) Fall down and hurt yourself. 2) Post it on YouTube. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2014 2: *points to pic* Horsey Me: No, that’s a dog 2: Horsey! […]
Tag: funny
Please, for the sake of the children and the sake of the grown-ups, NEVER look at this.
Man will do anything for bacon. It’s Science. Not a lot of people know that Darth Vader was a sensitive, caring type until the want for bacon kicked in and this is why he created […]
Unicorn Bites 5/19/14
Introverts want to be away from people. Extroverts want to be around them. Perverts want to be inside them. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2014 Daycare lady: Your 2-year-old head-butted another kid over a snack. […]
A Catholic Kid’s Semi-Rotten Childhood
I was not a remarkable kid. Most of the other Fifth Grade girls were prettier than I was. I was an ugly duckling who didn’t turn into a swan (or at least a pigeon) until […]
Unicorn Bites 5/18/14
My 4-year-old threw a temper tantrum because her next birthday isn’t until next year. Her life is pretty hard sometimes. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 18, 2014 My 4-year-old said “Wow Daddy you’re Awesome!” So […]
The quiet and often remarkable ways of the world as we don’t know it.
“To truly understand how magnets work is a feat for other worlds” – Bill Y 2014 Jill Y and I brought our imaginary son and daughter for a walk in the park. In terms of […]
Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
This is going to be long. There is just too much here to laugh at: Sopranos and Mezzo-Sopranos I used to have a wonderful vocal coach who, when she heard me say something that she […]
How Thirsty Dave became The King
Thirsty Dave has recently taken a different approach to his relationships with women. For a long time he was himself but as he’s a truly horrible person, that just wasn’t working. He decided not to […]
Unicorn Bites 5/17/14
If you still think having kids is a good idea, today my 2-year-old threw a fit because her Velcro is too loud. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2014 I stopped caring about fashion when […]
Jay-Z, Beyonce Break Silence About Elevator Fight, Antarctic Ice Melt Irreversible
Citizens of the world are now breathing a sigh of relief after Jay-Z, Beyonce, and her sister Lozenge finally broke their silence about a fight captured on a hotel elevator surveillance camera recently. Ever since […]