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Tag: money
How Road Repair Companies Can Save Money
dummy World War II tank We’ve also suffered from road construction, sidewalk repairs, etc. that turn major mult-lane roads into one lane with barely moving cars. You know in your hearts that these road-repair companies […]
Vera the Virus Starts a Business – Part One
Vera the Virus is tired of being poor. Vera the Virus #4, 12/28/2023 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published […]
Funny Money Fax for Fast Cash
We received a very nice fax at work one day (remember the fax?), from Mrs. Nazek Audi Hariri. I’m sure you’ve heard of her husband, Rafik Baha al-din Hariri. Or at least, it’s possible you […]
Go Ahead: Discount My Wife
My wife has this bizarre power over money that I can’t think of a rational explanation for. Though she has never earned all that much money through her salaries, she has always been able to […]
How Not to Do Housework: Laundry
Those who read the first installment in my instruction series on avoiding housework already know that I have a love-hate relationship with chores, mostly hate. My first chapter had to do with avoiding cleaning the […]
A Wrinkle in my Day
There are three aspects of money I hate. I hate chasing people down to get paid; I hate chasing people down to pay them; and I hate negotiating purchases. I made a recent trip to […]
The Federal Budget Process, or Lack Therof
How sad is it that, when I found an article entitled “20 of the craziest things that the US Government is spending money on”, my first thought was: “How did they narrow it down to […]
Maybe I should have started a 401K
I’m starting out August working 10 days in a row … which will pretty much take me to mid-August, come to think of it. When I was young—ahem, younger—that kind of schedule wouldn’t have phased […]