Flaming Snowblower Update
So, we found out why our snowblower caught fire, and I think you’ll find it ironic. First of all, I was the only one who ever operated the snowblower. It’s important to know that Emily […]
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So, I Set Fire to My Snowblower
If you’ve followed me long enough, you’ve probably heard of the Infamous Exploding Lawn Mower Incident. But probably not–it happened a very long time ago, when my main social media was LiveJournal. Maybe I’ll track […]
An Ode to Odious Winter
As months go by and seasons change We watch the outside rearrange Nature knows a change is due, And it’s not hard to see a clue Like puppies frozen to a tree While going […]
Stop the Snow
I hate winter. Well, only if I have to go out in it, or pay for heating the house, or if it’s winter. Otherwise I don’t mind. Anyway, parody songs are only good if you’re […]
Strawberry Cobbler and Napoleon’s Russian Invasion
American Dessert . STRAWBERRY COBBLER . INGREDIENTS . 1¾ fresh strawberries ½ cup sugar (½ cup more later) 1¾ teaspoons baking powder 1 cup flour 1 cup warm whole milk ⅜ teaspoon salt ½ cup […]
Let’s Go Over That Driving Thing Again
I contend that DWS (Driving While Stupid) should be a death penalty offense. Of course, DWS isn’t illegal to begin with, but we have to start somewhere. Look, I’ve done foolish things while driving. I […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/7/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a major snowstorm, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Snow Spoiled
Okay, so, we survived the Snowstorm of ’22. That just isn’t as catchy as the Blizzard of ’78, but it never quite got to blizzard status–it was just a regular snowstorm. At least, it was […]
