Author: Paul De Lancey
Yoga Instructor On Aging
And you’d only be 285-days old if you lived in Uranus – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]
Deep Thought Man Ponders Time Travel
Deep Thought Man #14 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Boook
Sometimes a word is so useful and necessary that it had been crying in the ether to be coined. Once used, we all wonder, “It’s so obvious now. How do we ever get along […]
Can You Tell the Difference?
Tesla(tm) truck or a door stop? A door stop doesn’t move in the cold and would prevent a door from opening. A Tesla(tm) truck doesn’t work in the cold and would keep a door from […]
Pizza Bread
Fusion Entree PIZZA BREAD INGREDIENTS ½ bell pepper 1 small onion 8 slices bread 1 teaspoon oregano or pizza seasoning 24 slices pepperoni 1 cup grated mozzarella cheese ½ cup pasta sauce […]
What I Did Today
Ravioli punch hid for a long time Busy, busy day. I’m exhaustedand hurting. 1) Woke up. Good start to the day. 2) Got up. Right away, Go me! The Energizer Bunny(tm), you bet. 3) Had […]
Masoor Dal and His Time Traveling Dog
Indian Entree MASOOR DAL (Red Lentils) INGREDIENTS 1 cup split red lentils 2 green chiles 2 garlic cloves 1 small onion 2 tomatoes 1 dry red chile 2¾ cups water or vegetable […]
I Need Some Gas Money
The great duo of Jan and Dean had a great hit with their superb, “Gas Money.” In this song, the only thing preventing the driver and his companion from going out and having fun is […]
Honey Lavender Goat’s Milk Soap
HONEY LAVENDER GOAT’S MILK SOAP INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoon lavender buds 1 teaspoon gold mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds goat’s milk soap base 1 teaspoon lavender essential oil 2 tablespoons honey […]