Sometimes I think my thoughts are not joined up.
On Tuesday evenings, I wear a stupid hat. It’s the type of hat that a medical student cat, working on a hyperventilating rat, would not be caught dead in. There’s a reason why I wear […]
On Tuesday evenings, I wear a stupid hat. It’s the type of hat that a medical student cat, working on a hyperventilating rat, would not be caught dead in. There’s a reason why I wear […]
British Entree BUBBLE AND SQUEAK INGREDIENTS 4 potatoes ½ head cabbage 4 ounces bacon 2 celery stalks 1 onion 2 ½ tablespoons butter 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt PREPARATION Peel potatoes. Cut each potato […]
I’ve offended religions, races, sexes, minorities, majorities and several people who Janis Joplin sang about in her songs with music and lyrics and melody and rhythm. This creates its own set of problems. What if […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my overzealous exercise freak of a neighbor that doing his downward dog yoga position directly in front of his huge bay window is not only unattractive, it only […]
Just as there are defining moments in the life of those who matter, there are defining moments in the life of a Mocker too. To those who matter, finding a soul mate, buying a house […]
Saudi Appetizer KABSA SPICE MIX INGREDIENTS 2 1/4 teaspoons allspice 2 1/4 teaspoons cardamom 3/4 teaspoon cloves, ground ½ tablespoon coriander ½ tablespoon cinnamon ½ tablespoon fennel 3/4 teaspoon ginger ½ teaspoon lime or orange […]
You see a lot in the news about conservative talk radio hosts. The stories usually show up after some offensive comment generates the exact angry response the host is seeking, mainly to affirm his relevance. […]
Ok, before ya call me an anti-motorcycle Jagoff, here are a few things: 1) I don’t do motorcycles (too many days in EMS scraping riders up off the pavement) but I am not like an ex-smoker […]
It all happened very quickly. We were in Burger King with Scurvy Jane and her nephew, Mike. He was drawing with some crayons when out of the blue, he shot us a serious look and […]