Honey Lavender Goat’s Milk Soap

HONEY LAVENDER GOAT’S MILK SOAP ­ INGREDIENTS ­ 1 tablespoon lavender buds 1 teaspoon gold mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds goat’s milk soap base 1 teaspoon lavender essential oil 2 tablespoons honey […]

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Misread Sign

While, in fast-food restaurant, I misread the following sign: “Curly fries are friend magnets.” I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below. “Curly fries are fried magnets.” So that’s why I keep bumping into iron. On […]

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Puos

The world teems with people unsure of the plural form of puo. This uncertainty dates back the Elizabethan Era. Astoundingly enough, there’s no word that means more than one puo. It’s time to correct this […]

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Misheard Lyrics of Traditional Scottish Folk Song

The haunting lyrics of “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean” evokes feelings of deep sorrow. This sorrow derives from the fact the Pretender to the British Throne, Bonnie Prince Charlie, lies across the English Channel. […]

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Vera the Virus Starts a Business – Part One

Vera the Virus is tired of being poor. Vera the Virus #4, 12/28/2023 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.   Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published […]

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