Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain yet again to my husband when I say I’m going shopping for the girls it’s for our twins Mandy and Madison and not shopping for push-up bras, Amen.  

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the knowledge and the insight to answer my 7-year-old grandson’s question. “If Andy, Barney and Opie live in Mayberry and cousin Clyde lives in Lewisberry . . . who lives […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my not-so-smart hormone driven high school son when his sexy blond home room teacher announced she’d be prepping them for her S.A.T.  His response, “She’s already got a […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

  Dear Lord, please help me get out of this mess. My girlfriend said her best friend’s boyfriend gave her sexy Spanx for her birthday. I guess I didn’t understand that she meant fashion wear. […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my caffeine deprived British husband for his brief lapse in judgment when he pulled over and asked an overweight South Carolina Sheriff, “Excuse me, and don’t take this the wrong way, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please explain to my late-night-chili-eating husband that it’s never ever a good idea to shake me wake at 3:00 AM just to tell me he dreamt he was married to Jennifer Lopez, lived […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for humiliating the poor Philadelphia tourist who walked up to me at our hotel and asked, “Are you the lady who wrote that book, Love, Montana?” To which I replied, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my ignorance. I just saw a commercial on the Discovery Channel for a new series about a redneck moonshiner named Tickle whose claim to fame is sleeping and being drunk throughout […]

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