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You have been warned. This sign confuses me. It reads: “Prop 65 Furniture Warning” When I first saw it, reflection from the Sun produced glare that obliterated the letters “rni” in the word “Furniture.” The […]
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SPARKS BRIEF: Is Rihanna An Alien?
Washington, D.C. – Marjorie Taylor Greene, congresswoman, former Waffle House waitress, and Miss Georgia Peach Pit 1990, has demanded a search and capture of pop singer Rihanna. “She’s an illegal space alien and a threat […]
US Congress Holds First Public UFO Hearing in Over 50 Years, BBC News May 17, 2022
At last, our Congress, which has proven itself incapable of dealing with real threats like climate change, pestilence, gun violence and assaults on democracy and […]
UFOs and Aliens are in Inside Our Very Homes!
UFOs, aliens, they’re out there! Scary, very scary. They’re inside our homes, our castles, as well. I’m terrified. Look at the pictures below. The photo on the left caught a UFO beaming up people for […]
Aliens Built the Pyramids to Play Ring Toss
Who built the Egyptian pyramids? Giant prehistoric aliens. Why did they build the pyramids of Giza? So they could play ring toss. Ring toss is a fun game. Always has been. Always will be. How […]
Ask a Terrier: The Truth Ain’t Out There!
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog. Howdy, Budleigh! So, like, UFOs? Does this new Pentagon declassified report on unidentified flying objects reveal any threats to Dillie, my Greyhound? I’ve watched “Alien” like a dozen […]
Brown Sugar Smoked Salmon and UFOs
American Entree BROWN SUGAR SMOKED SALMON INGREDIENTS 3 tablespoons brown sugar 1 teaspoon dill 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 2 pounds salmon fillets vegetable oil SPECIAL UTENSILS smoker electric thermometer wood chips (apple, cherry, […]
Zambonis of the Gods?
It’s a two-mile-long, flat plane of ice floating in the Weddell Sea off Antarctica, shaped like a perfect rectangle. And so big it contains enough water to fill every swimming pool in California several times […]
Alien Probe May Arrive, Says Harvard Researchers
With all the major news happening in the world, you may have missed this startling story. Aliens are headed our way. The Pan-STARRS telescope in Hawaii first spotted an unusual object in space on October […]
Val-ANT-ine’s love from the pests
I’m guilty—I haven’t done anything really thoughtful for my wife in a long time. On the Sunday before Valentine’s Day, she woke up from another nightmare. She told me that in her bad dreams I’m […]