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Unicorn Bites 9/5/14

September 7, 2014
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4-year-old: Can we trade in the baby for a dolphin? Me: No. 4: But a dolphin can do way more tricks! She makes a valid point. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2014 Me: Did…

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Unicorn Bites 9/3/14

September 4, 2014
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4-year-old: I said I wanted ice in my cup! Me: I put it in there an hour ago. It melted. 4: Things don’t just disappear! My sanity did. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 3, 2014…

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Unicorn Bites 7/10/14

July 11, 2014
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4-year-old daughter: Why don’t you wear makeup? Me: Because I don’t need to. I’m a boy. 4: Do you like to be ugly? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 10, 2014 4-year-old: Will you buy me…

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Sugartastic Daddy John’s Story.

Sugartastic Daddy John’s Story.

Sugartastic Daddy John was in pensive mood. He didn’t like that there were many tales of Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Jill Y’s fascination with shoes but very few tales about his bad self. In…

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Plumbing, Part 2: It Gets Worse

June 12, 2014
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Plumbing, Part 2: It Gets Worse

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   Last week, I described how preparing to fix my home’s only toilet turned into a half day ordeal. The rest of the day went pretty much the way you’d expect:…

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What To Talk About When You’re Covering A High Speed Car Chase

June 10, 2014
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What To Talk About When You’re Covering A High Speed Car Chase

In L.A., the high-speed car chase is about as common as Botox on a Real Housewife. There’s nothing better to break up the monotony of the day than to see The View suddenly interrupted for…

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Unicorn Bites 5/20/14

May 21, 2014
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How to ride a skateboard: 1) Fall down and hurt yourself. 2) Post it on YouTube. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2014 2: *points to pic* Horsey Me: No, that’s a dog 2: Horsey!…

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The Weather Changes. Again.

April 23, 2014
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The Weather Changes. Again.

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   “Tragedy in Churubusco when three residents went on a walk to show off their spring clothes during the warm up this morning, and were later found frozen to death. Their…

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How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.

How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.

We’ll start by saying that this is not, not cruel but most fun things are. Step one: Show your son or daughter (in my case I’ll be using my imaginary son) a picture of a…

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Portrait of The Hair of The Dog by The Stylist

Portrait of The Hair of The Dog by The Stylist

I’ve never heard the music of Edvard Grieg and I don’t necessarily want to, but that’s neither here nor there and is totally irrelevant to this story. Thinking about it now, I’m not sure why I…

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