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Bad Advice Friday, 2-17-17

February 17, 2017
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Today is Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. Even moderately sane politicians will say, “No, no, don’t follow this advice.” I would advise you not…

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Glow in the Dog

February 3, 2017
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I gave the grand-twins a glow-in-the-dark model of the solar system for Christmas, but my daughter tells me the planets won’t glow. Now I’m beginning to worry that my dog may have licked the glow…

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The Fart Primer

September 16, 2016
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Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what…

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Rice Dogs Finish Last

August 18, 2016
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We’ve been having problems with Bae getting into stuff on the kitchen counters when we’re gone. (Where does an 85 pound dog go? Anywhere above about five feet.) That’s why, for instance, the bread is…

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Bill Y attempts to reference words & pictures and fails, spectacularly well.

At 9an on Sun, people and dogs need to sit the excesses off. Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Your Boyfriend Or Your Dog?

September 10, 2015
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A Bichon Frise is a small adorable fluffy white dog. While we Bichon lovers adore our “fluffs,” this attachment can present challenges. One Bichon owner recently posted this lament on a Bichon-related Facebook group: I’m…

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“A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life” by Donna Cavanagh – Book Review

May 1, 2015
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“A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life” by Donna Cavanagh – Book Review

Dogs steal our hearts. Dogs take control of our lives. In A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life, Donna Cavanagh, The Empress of Comedy, tells us how. Well actually, she got her dogs to relate…

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It’s the law…

It’s the law…

Part of me thinks this is a little extreme but rules are there to be followed: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More…

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Peanut Butter Chip Cookies – Tap it’s Amazing Power

December 22, 2014
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Peanut Butter Chip Cookies – Tap it’s Amazing Power

American Dessert PEANUT BUTTER CHIP COOKIES INGREDIENTS 3 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup butter 1 cup sugar ½ cup brown sugar 1 egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 10…

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Unicorn Bites 9/20/14

September 23, 2014
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I don’t care what the vet says. If your dog weighs less than 10 pounds, it’s a cat. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 20, 2014 4-year-old daughter: Why don’t you make milk for the baby?…

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