Sugartastic Daddy John’s Story.
Sugartastic Daddy John was in pensive mood. He didn’t like that there were many tales of Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Jill Y’s fascination with shoes but very few tales about his bad self. In […]
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Plumbing, Part 2: It Gets Worse
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Last week, I described how preparing to fix my home’s only toilet turned into a half day ordeal. The rest of the day went pretty much the way you’d expect: […]
What To Talk About When You’re Covering A High Speed Car Chase
In L.A., the high-speed car chase is about as common as Botox on a Real Housewife. There’s nothing better to break up the monotony of the day than to see The View suddenly interrupted for […]
Unicorn Bites 5/20/14
How to ride a skateboard: 1) Fall down and hurt yourself. 2) Post it on YouTube. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2014 2: *points to pic* Horsey Me: No, that’s a dog 2: Horsey! […]
The Weather Changes. Again.
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK “Tragedy in Churubusco when three residents went on a walk to show off their spring clothes during the warm up this morning, and were later found frozen to death. Their […]
How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.
We’ll start by saying that this is not, not cruel but most fun things are. Step one: Show your son or daughter (in my case I’ll be using my imaginary son) a picture of a […]
Portrait of The Hair of The Dog by The Stylist
I’ve never heard the music of Edvard Grieg and I don’t necessarily want to, but that’s neither here nor there and is totally irrelevant to this story. Thinking about it now, I’m not sure why I […]
Doggone website
My wife recently updated my website, and since it’s not completely finished she put up a “consolation” photo — which shows the expression our dog often gets whenever he sees us doing all that confusing […]
Unicorn Bites 10/15/13
Salesman: “Can I help you with something?” Me: “Yes, my crippling social awkwardness” Him: Me:“And batteries” Him:“Right over here, sir” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 15, 2013 I never argue w/ fast food […]
Unicorn Bites 10/12/13
Pedestrians might have the right of way according to the laws of man, but the laws of physics say my car wins every time. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2013 I’d never […]