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Doggone website

October 24, 2013
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Doggone website

My wife recently updated my website, and since it’s not completely finished she put up a “consolation” photo — which shows the expression our dog often gets  whenever he sees us doing all that confusing…

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Unicorn Bites 10/15/13

October 15, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 10/15/13

Salesman: “Can I help you with something?” Me: “Yes, my crippling social awkwardness” Him: Me:“And batteries” Him:“Right over here, sir” — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 15, 2013 I never argue w/ fast food employees. They…

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Unicorn Bites 10/12/13

October 12, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 10/12/13

Pedestrians might have the right of way according to the laws of man, but the laws of physics say my car wins every time. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2013 I’d never make a…

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Return to the Rat Race

September 23, 2013
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Return to the Rat Race

Last week I returned to the work force for the first time in years. I’m not going to lie: It’s taking some adjustment. After years of being able to sleep when I want, get up…

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A letter to myself two hours ago…

July 17, 2013
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I can’t tell you how many times I wish I could go back in time to tell myself something.  For starters, I would tell myself not to see any of the Sex and the City movies. Then…

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Obama’s Dog Diets

August 22, 2012
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White House dog Bo is on a diet. Republicans say they are not surprised since Bo ate his food very liberally.       Bryan YermanI was born in Ohio, raised in Florida, and now…

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Have Your Dog Inspected Every 1,000 Miles

April 23, 2012
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We have a dog, and as anyone who has ever owned a dog knows, it’s a lot like owning a car. Before the animal rights activists start sending nasty e-mails, all I meant is that…

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