Kitchen Tips, #3, The Oven
Using the oven can be daunting, if not downright terrifying. “The oven is so confusing, ” I hear you say. “Won’t someone please tell us how to use it?” I’m glad you asked. Yes, indeed […]
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IDontWantMyImaginaryDaughterGoingOutWithThisGuy.
It’s in Bill Y’s nature to make you a better person so today I’m going to make you a better person. This one is for the Writers out there who write with words. Just as […]
Unicorn Bites 12/21/13
Thanks, lady at daycare who gave my 3-year-old a microphone for Christmas. Your anthrax is in the mail. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 21, 2013 Me: Santa is pretend, just like zombies […]
In The Middle Of The Night
Hey Brad, It’s the middle of the night and I’m wide awake. I should go clean out the fridge or twist myself into some yoga poses, but I’m emailing you instead. How goes the search for Vivian’s birthday present? I think a handbag is better than hockey tickets, if you ever […]
Awkward Priest
Summer is good and bad. The “good” is going to the beach, eating ice cream when it’s hot, swimming in the pool and playing outdoors. The “bad,” as an adult at least, is that it […]