Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary is real. I have seen her. It all happened one morning during an electrical blackout. I woke up from a terrible dream, during which I had been standing in a dark room in […]
Tag: funny stories
Woman vs. Machine
Don’t get me wrong. I love anything that runs on wheels, gears and/or electricity. The problem is, sometimes the gizmos don’t like me. But I know that machines have minds and personalities, and that they […]
I Can Stop Whenever I Want . . . Oh wait I’ve gotta Like the Dancing Hamster!
Katie Couric was interviewing a female guest who admitted being addicted to the internet. She said she was on Facebook for more than 10-hours a day. The interview lasted 15-minutes but I miss the last […]
I’ve Got the Housework Blues
Ever since the first humans learned to walk upright, housework has been relegated to women. While the men were out hunting, fighting the tribe from the other side of the hill, getting themselves killed and […]
Confessions of an Internet Shopaholic*
Some people are addicted to video games. Others find Internet porn enticing. Yet others spend a great part of their day on Facebook. I don’t do any of those things. Don’t stop reading yet, though, […]
Dear Neighborhood Skunk:
Although my cat and I appreciate the fragrance demonstration that you gave us last night from the yard outside, we think it would be more neighborly of you to spray it toward the street the […]
I Did NOT Wear a Nightgown in the Lobby While Putting Out the Garbage and Insulting Old Ladies!
It’s Saturday morning, my only lazy morning of the week. I’ll get dressed later. Right now all I want to do is sit and watch Mythbusters on cable. You’d better put the garbage out before […]
Climbing My Family Tree Once More
I should tell you about my Uncle Philbert, the eccentric billionaire. He was always afraid we’d be after him for money. He was right. So he cleaned out all his bank accounts, faked his own […]
Climbing My Family Tree Again
Because of the reaction to my first piece revealing some interesting aspects of my family history,* I have decided to continue with a couple more colorful revelations. Did I ever tell you about my cousin […]