Unsolved Musical Mysteries
Sometimes Albert (yes, I know he’s dead but work with me) and I wonder, what if Pink Floyd didn’t put another brick in the wall? What if Kenny Roger’s never met up with the gambler? […]
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TRUMP VOWS TO AVENGE WISCONSIN PRIMARY LOSS; GOVERNOR AGREES
ALLENTOWN, PA—After nearly being shut out of the Wisconsin primary, and losing all but 6 of its delegates to opponent Ted Cruz, Donald Trump vowed to avenge his loss by waterboarding all those “fat, disgusting […]
POLITICS AND SPORTS
I’m trying just to focus on the games and ignore the Presidential Campaign, but politics is invading every facet of our lives, even the sacred Final Four. Rumor has it that Hillary Clinton has […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity. I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again! When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and […]
HO, HO, HO: HO’s Official Holiday Card
Thank you to all our authors, writers and especially readers for all your support throughout the year. We at Humoroutcasts.com (HO) and HOPress-Shorehouse Books wish you a year of love, happiness,kindness and success! Please […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 4
Democratic Candidate, Bernie Sanders would make an awesome college roommate. He’d pay your tuition, solar panel your dorm room, and you’d never have to hide your “medicinal” marijuana stash. […]
2015 Most Inappropriate Gifts – Black Friday Edition
Over at my personal blog, A Strong Man’s Cup Of Tea, one of my favorite posts is the annual inappropriate gift list. I want to share this year’s first list with all you Humor Outcasts. […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, forgive me for my gluttony. Is it a sin to take communion twenty-eight times in a row on a Saturday because I’ve run out of wine and the liquor stores are closed for […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my impulsive behavior. I let the air out of a jerk’s new BMW tires for taking up two disabled parking spaces at the supermarket. I also discovered that an entire pack […]