Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my selfish celebration this glorious Friday. When Donald Trump allowed a woman to come on stage to test the authenticity of his mangy locks, it happily confirmed the financial […]
Tag: HumorOutcasts.com
“Hey, Line Judge, Your Village Called. They’re Missing Their Idiot!”
A while back, I attended my niece’s high school volleyball game. She was a senior, and I tried to attend as many games as possible. When I see competitive volleyball in person, I am always […]
Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms – An Excerpt
We have an excerpt from our comic chef Paul De Lancey and his new novel Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? Fwap! Oof! Huh? By Zeus, Joe Thorvaldes sure itched. He scratched his armpit through a […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I want to give thanks to you and Mother Nature for the spring pollen that caused my mother-in-law’s laryngitis. Her inability to verbally criticize me and the new golf clubs from my wife […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my outbreak of foul language. When my sexy neighbor asked if I’d like him to mow my lawn I shrieked, “The only person who mows my F$#@*%&G lawn is […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for losing my temper with my father. When he offered to drag the kids along while he was food shopping I didn’t think he meant literally, Amen. P.s. Don’t forget […]
I Want a Cookie!
You read that right. I want a cookie, and not just any old packaged store cookie. I want a homemade one: sweet, chewy, lightly burned on one side. You know, the kind that makes the […]
Kitty Mysteries – an Excerpt from the Wonderful Never Say Neigh
HO Press is so honored to publish the second edition of Never Say Neigh which now comes with a Discussion Guide. This is a wonderful book for all ages which stresses the positive side of […]
A World Without Labels
Most of you know I am raising my beautiful and very intelligent, 13-year-old granddaughter named Samaya. She paid me to say the italicized so I could use her name in this article. Anyway, last week […]