My Sequel to Barbie
Barbie(tm) sounds like a great movie. It deserves a great sequel. And I have one ready. Well, it could happen. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic […]
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Life’s Eternal Questions
There have been three puzzles bedeviling humanity’s greatest minds since the Age of Cavemen. Now, I am pleased as Punch to announce the answer to one mystery. Please see the picture below and marvel at […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Extra Shop
We’ve all done this. Perhaps it’s in our genes. Perhaps the urge buy more than we planned was in our makeup way back to the very first living organism, the paracimmonium. Awesome entry #22 – […]
What Does the Flat Earth Look Like?
Flat Earthers walk among us. They claim, of course, that the Earth is flat. But what sort of flat shape do they assert our planet to be? Is it a rectangular disc? A oval one? […]
I hope I Have Enough Quarters
Not too far from where I live is a business called “Coin Mart Jewelry.” They sell valuable coins. They have a market for coins, hence “Coin Mart.” They also sell jewelry, which is why that […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Tidyfinding
The surest way to lose something is to misplace it. Then put something else on top of it You can’t see the thing you want to find because it’s covered. You don’t even know where […]
How I Gave Up Fomenting Revolution
It’s pretty much inevitable. If I have too much time on my hands, I will take to the streets and foment revolution. Law enforcement frowns on revolutionary acts. My neighbors wouldn’t like it; you should […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Soxportation
All of us, every last one of us, all over the world, have had a sock disappear while doing laundry. Where did it go? And how? This event frustrates and baffles us. And until now […]
Where’s Waldo?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]