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Trump Takes Over North Pole Making It The 51st State. Toy Making Industry Moved to Vietnam Where Wages are Cheaper.
Trump Takes Over North Pole Making It The 51st State. Toy Making Industry Moved to Vietnam Where Wages are Cheaper. Dictator At Large Trump has used the American Air Force, Navy and Marines in […]
I Fight Santa Claus
Man of music, man of rage Sorry this post had to be filed via a time machine, but I got into a fistfight with Santa Claus. He came down the chimney in the wee hours […]
Santa’s On the Naughty List
T’was the night before Christmas when I met my partner, Mary Darling, for our Christmas Eve shift in the City of Angels. “Merry Christmas, Darling.” The squad room’s halls were decked. “Feliz Navidad,” replied Darling, […]
Misheard Lyrics of the Beach Boys – 2
I used to believe in a lot of things. Then one by one, I discovered that these beliefs to be false. In their place was . . . nothing, leaving me with an ever blander […]
Strawberry Shampoo
Strawberry Shampoo INGREDIENTS ½ cup Castile Soap 2 teaspoons coconut oil ½ cup distilled water 15 drops strawberry fragrance oil SPECIAL UTENSIL 1 cup bottle PREPARATION Add all ingredients […]
An After Christmas Ritual
(Bonus points if you can identify all the TV shows referenced.) Santa Claus had this ritual, one he followed every year after he finished delivering gifts for all those little boys and girls. […]
You Need to See Santa Claus Playing a Piano
We need to things that make us happy. Someone playing a piano makes us happy. Seeing Santa Claus makes us happy. Thus, seeing Santa Claus playing piano makes us very happy. Not only that we […]
Misread News Item #2, The Earth
I misread the following news title today: “Earth Has Tilted 31.5 Inches. That Shouldn’t Happen.”– Popular Mechanics, July 13, 2023 I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below. I was quite worried for […]