Single Old Female
Married people and people with children sometimes say the darnedest things to single childless people… and by darnedest I mean – dumb, stupid, inane, insulting, ridiculous, and for a big finish let me whip out […]
Tag: women
Yet More Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
Female Opera Singers and Other Wild Animals Most people think female opera singers look like this: Some of us look more like this: Most of us are somewhere in between: We’ve all heard the saying, […]
Surgical Sympathy Cards
When a store bought card just won’t do… One of my good friends was having a horrible time with her uterus. I won’t go into it, but it sure made me glad I didn’t […]
Unicorn Bites 1/8/14
How to pick up chicks: 1) Go to the bar. 2) Shout random “Star Wars” quotes. 3) When a woman yells back the next line, marry her. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 8, […]
HO– USEWORK (Dedicated to Our Valiant Female Ancestors)
Eve didn’t know how good she had it there in the Garden of Eden. She and Adam didn’t live in a house, so she never had to clean. They ate with their hands, so there […]
The words speak for themselves
I am the fastest man to have ever walked out of a woman’s shoe shop and that’s a fact but it’s also a story for another day. Today we concentrate on a study that […]
Unicorn Bites 11/18/13
3-year-old: Let’s play zombies Me: OK 3: You’re the dad zombie, I’m the mom zombie & this is the baby She tricked me into playing house — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 18, 2013 […]
Georgia Is Definitely On Somebody’s Mind
In March, 2013 a GOP taskforce released a hard-hitting report titled The Growth And Opportunity Project. Commissioned after the 2012 elections, this self-assessment laid out many of the challenges facing the GOP in a changing […]
Unicorn Bites 11/5/13
Women admit they can synch up their periods but still claim they don’t practice witchcraft. You can’t have it both ways, ladies. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2013 Short hair on a […]
Cutting Off His Best Assets
This is what happens when you don’t think with your head –or at least the right one . In China, a man depressed about his love life took drastic action to permanently fix his situation. […]