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Will I be a grandfather or a grandmother?

July 13, 2017
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Yeah, life. It’s a thing, ain’t it? You’re rolling along, way too busy, doing too much of what you don’t really want to do and not enough of what you do. Then, one day, you…

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The Savior and the Sonogram?

April 21, 2016
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A woman in Indiana got a big surprise when she looked at the sonogram of her soon-to-arrive baby. There, in the midst of her womb was an image of what her relatives and friends say…

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Things No Man Should Be Saying To A Pregnant Woman — EVER

November 30, 2015
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Oh, pregnancy. Such a beautiful time of change and transformation. The weight gain, swelling, and sleeplessness of carrying a growing life inside you is really something. Really. And if the loose joints, aching feet, and…

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Pregnancy Bingo

November 23, 2015
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One of the many challenges of being pregnant is dealing with people’s odd, offbeat and occasionally downright rude responses. But don’t let it get you down. Instead? Play… PREGNANCY BINGO Roz Warren is the author…

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Dear Ryan Gosling, Please Break Up With Eva

July 29, 2014
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Ryan Gosling has been in the news recently because he allegedly got Evan Mendes pregnant.  He hasn’t denied it but I won’t believe it until the DNA test is complete.  Even then, I’m sure she…

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Unicorn Bites 5/11/14

May 11, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 5/11/14

3-year-old: MY FINGERS ARE TURNING INTO OLD PEOPLE! I left her in the bathtub too long. Childhood is terrifying. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2014 “I want a man who loves me for my…

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Pregnant Man Kvetches with Pregnant Woman

April 27, 2014
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Sciatica, unwanted urination, sexual frustration, hot flashes. David Henry SterryDavid Henry Sterry is the author of 16 books, including Hos, Hookers, Call Girls and Rent Boys: Professionals Writing on Life, Love, Money and Sex, which…

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Unicorn Bites 3/10/14

March 10, 2014
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Wife: I said to dress our toddler in tights Me: I did W: Those are leggings I have no idea what I did wrong, so I apologized & took a nap — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn)…

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Unicorn Bites 3/9/14

March 9, 2014
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Things my 3-year-old said she wants to be today: 1) teacher 2) astronaut 3) Jedi 4) dinosaur Things she never wants to be: 1) quiet — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 9, 2014 My 1-year-old calls…

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Unicorn Bites 3/4/14

March 4, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 3/4/14

Wife: You don’t understand pregnancy Me: Sure I do. You whine for 10 months & then fire a kid from your baby cannon I’m basically a doctor — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2014 Girl,…

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