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Category: Cooking and Recipes

Malva Pudding

August 21, 2023 Paul De Lancey

South African Dessert ­ MALVA PUDDING (Malvapoeding) ­ INGREDIENTS – CAKE ­ 2 tablespoons butter, melted ⅔ cup white sugar 3½ tablespoons apricot jam 2 eggs 1 teaspoon baking powder ¾ cup whole milk ¼ […]

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Saoto and the Three Squirrels

August 4, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Surinamese Soup ­ SAOTO ­ INGREDIENTS – BROTH­   1 pound chicken breast, boneless 1 small onion 3 garlic cloves 1 lemongrass stalk 1″ galangal root 4 cups chicken broth 4 cups water 3 berries […]

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Shrimp Pineapple Curry

July 27, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Sri Lankan Entree ­ SHRIMP PINEAPPLE CURRY ­ INGREDIENTS – CURRY PASTE­ ­ 2 green chiles ½ teaspoon black mustard or brown mustard seeds 1 medium onion 2 tablespoons sesame, coconut, or vegetable oil 1½ […]

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Pepper Soup and Art

July 22, 2023July 23, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Nigerian Soup ­ PEPPER SOUP ­ INGREDIENTS ­ 2¼ pounds chicken, beef, or goat 3 whole nutmegs or calabash nutmegs, or 2 tablespoons nutmeg 1 onion 1 Scotch bonnet, habanero, 2 serrano chiles, or bird’s […]

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Suya From Nigeria

July 14, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Nigerian Entree ­ SUYA ­ INGREDIENTS   1¼ pounds steak or chicken breasts 3 garlic cloves 1 inch ginger root 3 tablespoons roasted peanuts 8 Uda pods* 1 bouillon cube (It should be the same […]

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Loco Moco

June 30, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Hawaiian Entree ­ LOCO MOCO ­ INGREDIENTS – RICE & PATTY­ ­ 1⅔ cups rice 1 small onion (½ small onion more later) 1 pound ground beef (80%-to-85%) ¾ teaspoon garlic salt ¼ teaspoon pepper […]

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Tomato Pie

June 20, 2023June 21, 2023 Paul De Lancey

American Entree ­ TOMATO PIE ­ INGREDIENTS­ ­ 1 tablespoon fresh basil 1½ tablespoons fresh dill 3 green onions 1½ tablespoons fresh oregano 1 tablespoon fresh parsley 2½ pounds tomatoes ½ tablespoon salt ¾ cup […]

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Boston Brown Bread

June 17, 2023 Paul De Lancey

American Appetizer ­ BOSTON BROWN BREAD ­ INGREDIENTS ­ 1 tablespoon butter ¼ teaspoon allspice ¼ teaspoon baking powder ¾ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon salt ⅔ cup yellow cornmeal ¾ cup rye flour ½ […]

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Francesinha and Picasso

June 13, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Portuguese Entree ­ FRANCESINHA ­ INGREDIENTS – STEAK AND SAUSAGE ­ ¾ pound flank steak or flap steak 1 tablespoon olive or vegetable oil 2 linguica or andouille sausages ­ INGREDIENTS – SAUCE ­ 1½ […]

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Paneer Bhuna Masala

June 9, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Indian Entree ­ PANEER BHUNA MASALA(This is spicy!) ­ INGREDIENTS ­ ½ pound paneer* 4 onions 4 tomatoes 2 tablespoons fresh cilantro 3 green chiles 2 dried red chiles 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 1 teaspoon […]

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