Unicorn Bites 9/23/13
Friend: “I got a promotion & I’m having a baby” Me:“I put a bottle opener on my keychain. I guess there’s a lot going on in both our lives” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) […]
The Joys That Await
The other day I was sitting in an Irish bar, waiting for a friend. I wasn’t at all surprised that my buddy was running twenty minutes late. On the phone he’d said “Before I drop […]
Return to the Rat Race
Last week I returned to the work force for the first time in years. I’m not going to lie: It’s taking some adjustment. After years of being able to sleep when I want, get up […]
Out of control
They don’t call you Bill Y “Man of Stupid Words” Ledden, if you’re not a man who uses stupid words but just why are some words stupid while others are not? First of all, it’s […]
Unicorn Bites 9/22/13
My 1-year-old sat on my lap and said, “Bye.” I think she’s planning to kill me. The worst part is she’ll still be adorable while she does it — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September […]
My Way aka The Right Way
If I have a son or daughter somewhere, I’m going to become one of those concerned parents. I’ll be concerned that Math is not being thought correctly and that the numbers don’t add up. At […]
The No-Good Old Days
If any old fogeys end up reading this, I have one request: please don’t hurt me. Now that I got that out of the way, I will shoot off my big mouth, as always. You […]
Unicorn Bites 9/21/13
Marriage: because it’s too much work to ruin your life all by yourself — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 21, 2013 I never run from my problems. I drive away from them because fuck […]