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Helen Feyer America! My Transparent Campaign Expenses
As your candidate for Congress, I, Helen Feyer, feel a burning desire for full transparency with my potential constituents throughout our district. Here are my campaign expenses, explained: 1. Writing to my donors on a […]
Cartwheeling Sandwiches
Puerto Rican Entree TRIPLETA INGREDIENTS 1 garlic clove 1 medium onion ¼ cup ketchup 3 tablespoons lemon juice ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 teaspoons adobo seasoning ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 1¼ pounds sirloin […]
Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
To enjoy more of Brian’s humor and storytelling, check out his debut novel The Astounding Misadventures of Rory Collins. Available on Amazon in paperback and eBook.
Daddy vs. the Smoke Alarm
My father, usually a reasonable man, had an uneasy relationship with inanimate objects that crossed him. Once after banging his head on a car door frame, he beat the top of the car repeatedly with […]
For Young Cowboy Poets, Hot Practices Only Get Verse
AMARILLO, Texas. Joe Don Mergen has just one week of freedom left before he begins the school year as a sophomore at Darrell Royal High School here, but he says he’s looking forward to Labor Day […]
Google, I Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself
Google speaks my language. Not only that, it increasingly speaks for me: “Sure, what time?” “That would be fun.” “Sorry, I can’t make it.” These are reply suggestions that appear at the bottom of emails […]
Caffeinated and Infatuated: My Steamy, Dreamy Barista
For the record: I’m no coffee connoisseur. I drink lattes because they satisfy my two chief criteria for coffee – lots of milk and lots of room for sugar. But recently, I met […]
Pleas Don’t Help Me
News that Michael Cohen has agreed to cop a plea: Handling his finances in ways that shouldn’t be. Twenty million dollars’ worth of tax and banking frauds, But the most salacious part was payments for […]