Chow Chow
American Appetizer CHOW CHOW INGREDIENTS ⅓ green cabbage or 2½ cups shredded ⅔ green bell pepper** ⅓ red bell pepper** 1 green tomato* ⅓ sweet onion 2 teaspoons coarse salt ¼ teaspoon celery […]
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They Came to Say Hi
The natives and I went to San Diego’s Safari Park on Thursday. We took the tram ride that goes through the middle of the park. While we were riding, Jerry and Gerri Giraffe came up […]
Food Stain Apparel – The Bold New Look in Clothing
How many times has this happened to you? Your prospective bosses scheduled your final job interivew at the gourmet Italian Restaurant, Il Machiavelli, when, oh no, pasta sauce escapes from your fork only to land on […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word – Noootice
How many times has this happened to you? You spent hours alphabetizing the spices and herbs. And you poured this ingredients into smaller, smarter looking containers. Perhaps you balanced the checkbook. Maybe you weeded that […]
Every Year Has a January 2 in It
Things change all the time. Relationships change. Politics change Food prices change. Computers change. Change change; the back of our quarters vary with each passing year. Synonyms mutate. And even years change! Leap years have […]
Your Call is Very Important to Us
Well no, not really. The whole customer-service process is designed to drive us crazy enough to hang up. I say when you lose your cool, lose it completely like in the picture below. Not only […]
Tap the Amazing Healing Properties of Farts
For too long people have turned up their noses at farters, even putting distance between themselves and the sonorous tooters. Unfeeling oafs have even given farters names reeking of distain, such as Farty Barty, Stinky […]
Creamy Lemon Chicken
American Entree CREAMY LEMON CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 1 lemon 1½ pounds chicken breasts ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt ¾ cup flour 3 tablespoons butter 1 tablespoon olive oil 2 teaspoons minced garlic […]
Fitness and Doughnuts
Fitness and Doughnuts Who likes to stay fit? We all do! Who loves a doughnut? We all do! They’re yummy. Who wants to stay fit and eat doughnuts? Me! Me! Me! Me! Is that possible? Yes […]
Persimmon Bread
American Entree PERSIMMON BREAD INGREDIENTS 3 Hachiya persimmons ½ cup butter, softened ½ teaspoon vanilla extract 1⅓ cups sugar 3 eggs 1¼ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon salt 2 cups flour ½ […]