What I Did Today
What I Did Today Klingons were here. I saw to and took care of finances. They needed tending to. “You never spend any timewith us anymore,” said my finances. “We don’t think you stopped liking […]
Tag: Magic
THE GREAT PHONINI – The World’s Greatest Telephone Magician
[The telephone rings] RRRRRINNGGG! RRRRRINNGGG! Guy answering his phone: “Hello?” Telephone Announcer: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING THE WORLD’S GREATEST TELEPHONE MAGICIAN. And now, for your listening amusement and AMAZEMENT, it’s the one, the only, […]
What Could Happen If …
The Harry Potter Universe is a wide one. Although Harry has now vanquished Lord Voldemort and his evil followers (with the help of a lot of extraordinary people who are fluent in magic), the story […]
Magic Will Make Me Rich
I recently took the clothes out of the dryer and found $1.36. I didn’t put that financial windfall in there. My wife says she didn’t. The two boys don’t go near clothes dryers. It must […]
Unicorn Bites 6/26/14
Me: I’m vacuuming. I’ll close the door so I don’t bother you. Wife: Thanks. Me: *turns on vacuum* *takes a nap* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 26, 2014 4-year-old: How do birds fly? Me: Their […]
Chicken Jalfrezi and Magic-wand Faux Pas
Pakistani Entree CHICKEN JALFREZI INGREDIENTS 2 green bell peppers 2 green chile peppers 2 garlic cloves 1 onion 2 tomatoes 1.5 pounds boneless chicken 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 chili powder 1 tablespoon ginger ½ […]
How Do We Approach The Stuck Zipper?
How we deal with a stuck zipper can tell us about how we deal with not moving forward. Years ago, my tailor, a 6 foot elder Ukrainian woman, former ballroom dancer, scolded me, “You have […]
Unicorn Bites 1/23/14
Me: I know everything. Ask me any question. 3-year-old: How do airplanes work? Me: Magic. Next question. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 23, 2014 I always knew I’d end up drunk in a gutter. I […]
Perception Of Panels
Nobody ever approached me and suggested that life was going to be easy. By the same token, nobody ever approached me and suggested that life was going to be one impossible to understand phenomenon called […]