Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/2/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news (like the story about Arnold Schwarzenegger) doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news (like the story about Arnold Schwarzenegger) doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
The picture to the right shows what I would look like were I to become emperor. And why not? I’m a nice guy. Also, according to long standing family belief, I am the fifth generation, […]
[Author’s note: The following is political satire. Anyone who can’t figure this out should legally not be allowed to vote. – TEJ] Thanks to the patriotic efforts of former and future President Donald Trump, it […]
American Soup FRENCH FRY SOUP INGREDIENTS 1 pound French fries (leftovers or cooked) 4 cups chicken or vegetable broth ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 4 green onions 1 cup milk ¾ cup sour cream […]
The New York Jets announced that they have hired Donald Trump as their new head coach. “Donald Trump is the only person who can look at our winless 0-13 record and not only get […]
I, Donald J. Trump, the most if not the only important Person of the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union with Fox News, establish a Justice system that will provide for my defense, and secure the […]