The Nosferatu School of Corrective Vampiric Implants
Greetings Fellow Vampirine! I welcome you in the name of all that is unholy! My illustrious cousins in the fine art of blood sampling, let me have your eyes and ears for just a few […]
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Beware of Legjacking
A simulated legjacking With the explosion in the numbers of people competing in long-distance races, runners are looking for any edge they can get. For a while, runners took performance enhancing drugs, PEG. (Note, here […]
The Horror Returns- Trump 2- The Sequel!!!
The Horror Returns- Trump 2- The Sequel!!!There was a great rumbling, a stirring in the Great South Florida swamplands. It was the awakening of a Great Evil, of a primordial ooze, a misanthropic disease, […]
New Type Of Vampire Discovered (And They Are In Your Bank!)
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places- your local bank! This vampire […]
Dracula 2017 – An Epistolary Novel
Yes, it will be my pleasure to poke you! An epistolary novel is a novel written as a series of documents such as letters, diary entries, and newspaper clippings. Printed in 1897, Dracula by Bram Stoker is one of most well-known epistolary novels, compiled entirely of letters, diary […]
TATTLE TALES: True Love Sucks
Another entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month! Mr. R.M. Renfield Dr. Seward’s Asylum 666 Bedlam Lane London, England August 15, 1891 My Dearest Mr. Renfield: I am writing in strictest confidence, as I […]
Are Mosquitoes From Transylvania Too?
Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to […]
Tomato Bread and First World Vampiric Problems
Andorran Appetizer PA AMB TOMÀQUET (Tomato Bread) INGREDIENTS 4″ baguette or crusty Italian bread 4 garlic cloves 4 big, ripe tomatoes 8 teaspoons olive oil (1 teaspoon per slice) ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt […]
Humor Meets Horror – Presidential debate gets ugly, not in good way
By Werewolf Blitzer Staff Pol-“IT”-ical Writer They all shook hands and/or claws before the debate last night, and then the five remaining candidates running for Transyl-vein-ia President got to it. Transyl-vein-ians were disgusted. As in […]
Humor Meets Horror — BARTLEY’S GUESTS
His name was Bartley Crowfield. He was working late. He was a scientist working on a machine that would simultaneously induce a coma, feed the patient, give him a foot massage, perform Reiki and give […]