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Timely Tips to Help Trump Tackle Prison

December 5, 2017
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For the holiday season, I have decided to turn over a new leaf and be helpful to Trump. I know; it’s such a departure for me, but as this investigation drones on and his fate…

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Littering Larry

September 15, 2016
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INT. PRISON CELL Brightly lit and somewhat clean, but bland and a bit depressing. A guard walks in from stage right with a nebbish inmate, WINSTON. He guides him to the cell. There’s a small…

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Daisies

October 10, 2014
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Another selection for our Humor Meets Horror Month.  And this is creepy – Donna.    Chester reached behind him, smiling the whole time. “I bought these for you,” he said, pulling the bouquet of flowers…

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Worlds Dumbest Criminal Resume & Cover Letter

September 15, 2014
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Finding work when you’re a petty criminal can be difficult! That’s why you need help from Dumbass Resume Writers. We help you by taking all your special talents and experience and writing a personalized cover…

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Kevin Trudeau Expected to Find New Happiness Behind Bars?

March 18, 2014
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Kevin Trudeau Expected to Find New Happiness Behind Bars?

Infomercial hawker Kevin Trudeau, whose books Natural Cures ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know About and  the New York Time Best Seller, The Weight Loss Cure ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know  About  was sentenced…

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Success

January 28, 2014
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Success

HO– USE FOR SALE: This elegant beauty has it all: 8 bedrooms, 10 baths, a movie theater, bowling lanes, and an Olympic-sized indoor swimming pool. It even has a separate sauna where your girlfriend and…

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Frankie K’s First Day Working At The Suicide Hotline

January 5, 2014
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It’s Frankie K’s first day as an operator at the suicide hotline. Unfortunately, there’s a little misunderstanding on Frankie’s part of what the job entails. Click below to hear Frankie’s first call. Frankie’s First Day…

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Observations on Orange Is the New Black

August 13, 2013
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Observations on Orange Is the New Black

Forget Elvis for a moment, because Netflix and writer/producer Jenji Kohan have made a new kind of jailhouse rock without a sexy singer swiveling his hips. As the success of Orange Is the New Black…

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Taliban Prison Escape

July 30, 2013
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Just heard that 250 Taliban inmates have escaped from a prison in Pakistan. What do you expect when you let prisoners dress in sheets? John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was…

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I Killed My Boyfriend and All I Got Was This Crappy Lifetime Movie

June 23, 2013
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I Killed My Boyfriend and All I Got Was This Crappy Lifetime Movie

On Saturday night, Lifetime premiered their movie Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret. I can’t help but wonder if Jodi Arias had loftier Hollywood expectations when she pictured her story being made into a movie. Perhaps…

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