Searching For Toilets: My Travels Through Europe
This book will be coming out on April 1st. Traveling around Europe is a lot like the cover. You can spend a lot of time looking for a public bathroom or even a restaurant with […]
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Potty talk for adults
It wasn’t what you’d think two women would talk about over lunch. But as a friend and I recently brainstormed Boomer Haiku ideas over salad and crab cakes, the topic of toilets came up—and she […]
Flushing a Marriage Down the Toilet
A Japanese woman has been charged with attempted murder for slashing her husband’s face because he left the bathroom “stinky.” I’m not a marriage counselor, but I think this situation might have been avoided if […]
Unicorn Bites 1/22/14
3-year-old: *calls out in the middle of the night* I have to pee Me: Then pee 3: *pees* Me: I MEANT IN THE TOILET! Always be specific — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 22, 2014 My […]
Just Promote A Credit Card Or Something
I’m sitting in a bar and waiting for a friend who’s running late. On the TV overhead I watch some sort of sports show. A famous former heavyweight boxer grins before the camera with a […]
I’ve Got the Housework Blues
Ever since the first humans learned to walk upright, housework has been relegated to women. While the men were out hunting, fighting the tribe from the other side of the hill, getting themselves killed and […]
Stomach Flu Is The New Waterboarding
I am rocking day 3 of a nasty stomach flu. While I’ll spare you the gory and graphic details, I’ll tell you this much: It ain’t pretty. Oh, and in case you were wondering: I’m […]
Thanks, But No Thanks
Studies have indicated that 67% of cell phones meet their demise after getting wet, with 78% of those phones meeting their end after plunging into a toilet. A third party company is now combating this […]
Foul Smells Begone!
I am in a foul mood. Well, not really, but I am in a foul odor mood. Why? Because in my travels this weekend, I came across two products that seem to address this topic. […]