Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for lying to our four-year-old son and six-year-old daughter when I told them that the Big Foot devoured their chocolate Easter bunnies. When they asked why he ate only the […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me forgive my OCD wife. I don’t mind, while taking an afternoon nap, her trimming my grossly overgrown toenails the exact same height and shape. What I do mind is not […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my overzealous exercise freak of a neighbor that doing his downward dog yoga position directly in front of his huge bay window is not only unattractive, it only […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and wisdom to explain to my alternative medicine, natural healing enthusiast wife that switching my jock itch powder with a holistic remedy of baking soda, crushed cloves and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please tell my dad that removing his prosthetic leg, glass eye and false teeth won’t get him an AARP Zombie Apocalypse Senior Citizen’s discount, but it will keep the kids well behaved and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me and give me the ability to remember Fridays. It comes after Thursday and before Saturday, hence the reason my Friday Humor Devotional is being posted on Sunday, which also means […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my penny-pinching husband the absurdity of his thinking. When I told him our dishwasher died, his solution was to put the dirty dishes into our washer with our […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my total outrage toward my CDL (Commercial Diver License) OTR (Over The Road) 18-wheeler driving, away-from-home-for-weeks-at-a-time husband, when he told me he’d signed up for the company’s free STD insurance. How […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific Valentine’s Day debacle. When I pledged to my loving wife I’d give her my heart, she was so overjoyed she said she’d give me her heart […]