Shrimp and Grits and Portraits
American Entree SHRIMP AND GRITS INGREDIENTS 1 cup chicken broth ¾ cup milk 2½ cups water 1 cup grits ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons butter 1¾ cups grated Cheddar cheese 1 garlic […]
Tag: apocalyptic
Exciting, Informative Football Headlines
Not all of us understand all the nuances and intricacies of football. The following headlines from the San Diego Union-Tribune help us out: 1) I hadn’t thought of it, but yeah, that makes sense. […]
Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?
– Paul R. De Lancey Future president of the United States of America. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available […]
Bacon & Chocolate Party: A Landslide Victory for De Lancey & Bowen
The polls are closed. The people have spoken. The final vote count is: Paul De Lancey – 19.5 – 78.0% Elmer Fudd – 5.5 – 22.0% Paul De Lancey and Candace C. Bowen will […]
Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department
How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better […]
Ordinary Beginnings of Ordinary Lives – Sue Viva
Sue Viva, grew up in the little town of Albondigas, Baja Sur. Her father was a door-to-door salesman of books on toilet paper. Life was hard, except for that month when the fish rendering plant […]
Nice Things About All the Presidential Candidates
Candidate De Lancey I’m tired of relentless attacks on the candidates. In the spirit of reconciliation and togetherness, here are positive things to be said about all the candidates. Clinton: My father’s first name was […]
Quiche Lorraine, Spark of the French Revolution
French Entree QUICHE LORRAINE INGREDIENTS 1 pastry pie shell (follow instructions) 8 ounces bacon (leanest is best) 4 ounces Gruyère cheese 4 eggs 1½ cups heavy whipping cream ¼ teaspoon nutmeg ⅛ teaspoon pepper ¼ […]
Cuban Ropa Vieja and Vicious Onions
Cuban Entree ROPA VIEJA INGREDIENTS 2 pounds flank steak ½ teaspoon salt 1 Roma tomato (1 additional later) 1 large onion 1 green bell pepper 3 garlic cloves 1 Roma tomato 3 tablespoons olive oil […]
Ethiopian Beef Stew and Glee Clubs
Ethiopian Entree SIGA WAT (beef stew) INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds, chuck or other cut of beef 4 garlic cloves 2 onions 3 tablespoons ghee or vegetable oil 1½ cups water 2 tablespoons Berbere spice mix 1 […]