Five Things You Must Do in Boston
Too many visitors to Boston forget to do the following, essential things. 1. Breathe. 2. Eat. 3. Drink. 4. Sleep. 5. See the U.S.S. Constitution, “Old Ironsides.” It’s a famous wooden ship from the […]
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Beer Pizza Crust and How It Shaped Our World View
Italian Entree BEER PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS 2 cups all-purpose flour ¼ cup beer ½ cup water 2 tablespoons vegetable oil ½ teaspoon sugar ½ teaspoon salt 1¾ teaspoons active dry yeast no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSILS […]
Rice Pilaf and the Jell-O Mold Militants
Turkmen Entree PALAW (pilaf ) INGREDIENTS 2 pounds steak (rib eye, round, or chuck) 3 medium yellow onions 6 large carrots ¾ cup vegetable oil 4 cups basmati rice 6½ cups water 2 tablespoons salt […]
My Not-To-Do List – Part 3
It’s an awesome responsibility with millions of people looking to me for guidance on what no to do today, so I approached today’s list with great thought. So, here are the things I won’t be […]
How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War
If you’re like me, the thought of three-mile-wide comet striking the Earth terrifies you. I mean the last time we got hit by one, woowee, things were bad! We’re talking mass extinction with exclamation points […]
My Not-to-Do List
This blog is directly inspired by the talented and hilarious Kathy Minicozzi who was in turn inspired by the renowned humorist David Sedaris. Here are the things I resolve not to do today. Takes a […]