The Suicidal Ants of Poway, California
Was it a sign of the end of the world? Should we stocking up on mini-tacos? All I know for sure is that in my town of Poway, cultural an and capital of San Diego […]
Tag: California
Noodles With Poppy Seeds and the Polish Poppy Pasta Football League
Polish Dessert NOODLES WITH POPPY SEEDS INGREDIENTS 8-ounce bag egg noodles ¼ cup poppy seeds 2 tablespoons butter 3 tablespoons honey Takes 15 minutes. Makes 4 bowls. SPECIAL UTENSIL spice grinder PREPARATION Cook egg noodles […]
CandylandTM to be Theme of Poway’s New Modern Art Museum
All Poway, California is buzzing with excitement. In just three month’s the town’s new in its tiara, the $188.2 million CowboyMetrics Museum will open. No one is prouder than museum curator, “Tex” Roland. “I’m just […]
Regret, a Loving Poem
Regret* Said the mother penguin to her chick, “Bring your furry ass over here I need to regurgitate and make room for beer.” “No, mom, no I want a pizza A pizza eater I shall […]
Jerk Seasoning and the Taming of the West
Jamaican Appetizer JERK SEASONING INGREDIENTS 2½ teaspoons allspice ½ tablespoon cayenne pepper ½ tablespoon chives ¼ teaspoon cinnamon ½ teaspoon red pepper flakes 2½ garlic powder ½ teaspoon nutmeg 1 tablespoon onion powder ½ teaspoon […]
Mangled Shark Attack Victim Comforted By Fact That Shark Attacks Are Rare
Surfer Jim Ross is lucky to be alive today after being attacked yesterday by a great white shark along the California coast. Airlifted to a local treatment center and reached some time after regaining consciousness, […]
“You’re Out!”
In a recent poll conducted by FOX News (go figure), the state that most Americans would like to kick out of the union is California. I didn’t know we were kicking anyone out. Are we […]
Get That Bear An Agent
Okay, by now you have probably gathered that I am highly impressionable and easily swayed by what I see on TV, which is dangerous since I work as a sound mixer on commercials. I recently […]
Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace
Mexican Entree CRISPY SHREDDED BEEF TACOS INGREDIENTS 1 medium yellow onion 2 pounds rump roast ½ tablespoon chili powder ½ tablespoon cumin ½ teaspoon salt 4 garlic cloves 4 ounces diced green chiles 5 green […]
Angolan Chicken Stew, Okraphobia, and Neat Future Inventions
Angolan Entree CHICKEN STEW (muamba de galinha) INGREDIENTS 3 pounds boneless chicken (Probably separate parts. If you can find a farm that raises organic boneless chickens, go for it.) 1 Scotch bonnet, habañero, or red […]