Today’s National Day
Today’s National Day is Large Tortilla Day Celebrate Mexican Tortilla Cuisine I am. With these below bad boys. They’re nearly a foot wide. These big tortillas are going to be, no fated from long ago, to […]
Tag: Cuisine
The Looming Apocalypse
My family’s favorite brand of freedom I love refried beans. They’re part of my heritage, my family’s culinary history, and an essential ingredients in the world’s greatest cuisine – Mexican. So you can imagine I’m […]
Rice Noodles and String Theory
Malaysian Entree CHAR KWAY TEOW(Rice Noodle Stir Fry) INGREDIENTS ¾ pound flat rice noodles2 Chinese sausages3 ounces fish cake (optional)3 garlic cloves1 cup garlic chives*2 tablespoons dark soy sauce or soy sauce2 tablespoons light soy […]
Stewed Beef and Bunny Anagramists
Nigerien Entree TUKASU(Stewed Beef with Dates) INGREDIENTS ½ tablespoon yeast½ cup warm water1¾ cups flour¼ teaspoon salt (1 teaspoon more later)1 pound beef chuck, round roast, or rump roast2 garlic cloves2 medium onions9 dates. (If […]
Sauna Eggs
Korean Appetizer SAUNA EGGS INGREDIENTS 8 eggsenough water to cover eggs.½ tablespoon saltice SPECIAL UTENSIL instant pot or sauna Serves 4. Takes 2 hours to bring to room temperature and 1 hour 45 minutes to […]
Gado Gado and the History of Us
Indonesian Appetizer GADO GADO (Vegetable Salad) INGREDIENTS ¾ pound Yukon gold or new potato 3 eggs ½ head Chinese cabbage or Napa cabbage 1¼ cups spinach 1¼ cups bean sprouts (aka mung beans) ½ pound […]
Chicken with Pumpkin Seed Flour and To Murder or Not to Murder
Congolese Entree (Democratic Republic of Congo) LIBOKE YA MBIKA (Chicken with Pumpkin Seed Flour) INGREDIENTS ¾ pound boneless chicken parts 1 garlic clove 1 small onion 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 bay leaf 2 cups […]
I Am a Fashion Model – Spring Sock Wear
The very latest fashions from France! Socks are in for men. Socks are chic. Socks are now. And what socks are the stylish man man wearing? Food themed socks. Men are wearing socks that shout, […]
I Am a Fashion Model – Spring Wear
The very latest fashions from France! On the left, we have trend-setting dinner pajamas. This delightful, matching ensemble comes from Chez Ours and sports bear silhouettes on an avant-garde white background. Your date won’t be able […]
Emperor Paul I
The picture to the right shows what I would look like were I to become emperor. And why not? I’m a nice guy. Also, according to long standing family belief, I am the fifth generation, […]