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How to Shed Pounds Quickly Without Really Trying

October 22, 2025 Tim Jones

As an expert on most things, I find people are constantly approaching me asking all sorts of questions like, “Why is it that cats always land on their feet?” and “Which is better, cake or […]

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Sure Fire Hack to a Flatter Stomach

November 19, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Face it, society puts a lot of pressure on us to look thin. Many of us are overweight, including me. How do we get thinner? By exercising and dieting. But those options are hard, take […]

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Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]

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2 CommentsFictioncarbs, cheap food, comfort food, diet food, dieting, diets, eating healthy, Evil Food, fad diets, fast food, food, gaining weight, health advice, health food, metabolism, weight loss

When in Doubt, Blame Science

December 12, 2018 Karen Galatz
When in Doubt, Blame Science

    Life is hard. When we do something wrong, we all fall back on excuses and blame others. “The dog ate my homework.” “My mother won’t let me go to the party.” “The Devil […]

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The Amazing Happiness Diet

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018 Tim Jones

I’m excited to announce that recently I went on a diet and have lost forty-five pounds (true). I didn’t follow any of those silly fad weight reduction schemes like the Mediterranean or Adkins or Weight […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylediet, dieting, fad diets, health, weight loss

The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

April 12, 2018May 16, 2018 Karen Galatz
The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

    Just in time for Spring and Summer, well, almost, well, maybe  — an exercise pill. Think of it. One swallow away from svelte! It’s true. Well, sort of. What’s true is that scientists […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylediet, dieting, exercise, fitness, middle-aged women

Diary of a Dieter

October 19, 2015October 20, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

October 10, 2015 I have just come from my friend D’s house, where she showed us the pictures she took of our trip to Oyster Bay in August. I saw myself as the camera sees […]

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11 CommentsFiction, Lifestylediary, diary of a dieter, dieting, diets, food, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi

IMPORTANT HEALTH SAFETY WARNING: THESE FOODS WILL KILL YOU!

April 14, 2015April 4, 2015 Tim Jones

It seems every week there is a new study about yet another popular food staple that has been linked to cancer or heart disease. It’s all very confusing. First experts tell you that grape juice […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyledieting, food, health, nutrition

The Secret Fat Diary

June 30, 2014June 30, 2014 Kathy Minicozzi

I’m fat. I’m not pleasingly plump, womanly or plus sized. I’m fat. F-a-t. Fat. Period. Okay. I am big and beautiful. But that’s as far as I’ll go with the euphemisms. If it weren’t for […]

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New Year’s Resolutions Worth Keeping

January 11, 2012January 11, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Seventy-five percent of people have already broken their New Year’s resolution. Not me. Mine was to cancel my gym membership, take up smoking, and slowly die.

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