The Place to Take a Humor Break
Everybody believes that parents should love all their children equally. More often than not, though, Moms and Dads will have one or two favorites among their brood. Sensitive parents will harbor a lot of guilt […]
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I am a full time nanny for the second summer in a row. And as summer jobs go, it’s pretty good. I get paid and don’t have to, you know, give any money back to […]
The married-but-looking-to-cheat dating site Ashley Madison says that a good percentage of women who use their “affair resources” pass off the offspring of those extramarital flings as their husbands’ children. I guess being a Mommy […]
Unless you live in a cave without internet access*, and/or you do something more productive than peruse gossip magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store, you know by now that Kim Kardashian is […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the talent to act surprised when my husband and kids bring me breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day with a menu of extra cheese omelet, strawberry yogurt […]
My kids were fighting in the back seat the other day. Fighting over an android tablet. So I asked… What would Jesus do? What would Jesus say? I thought about it for a while and […]
Don’t try to ice skate on a linoleum floor. You’ll look like a real dork. Your sneaky idiot friends will video you and post it on YouTube. The video will go viral and the whole […]
I’ve made light of people who get too much cosmetic surgery, so the idea of putting my own dog under the knife seemed completely out of the question. But two years into owning Buddy, our […]
Where do kids learn to be competitive? In the classroom? At summer camp or on a soccer field? Nope, they truly learn to compete in the back seat of a station wagon. Well, at least […]