I am But a Simple Man
I am known for my simple ways. I cringe at every addition to our cell phones: additions that frequently turn out to be death by enhancement. No, I like the simplicity of sunrises, kittens, and […]
Tag: kittens
Mocha Coffee Creamer and Why Can’t Find It At Your Store
American Appetizer MOCHA COFFEE CREAMER INGREDIENTS 4 cups half and half 6 tablespoons sugar 6 tablespoons cocoa powder 2 teaspoons vanilla extract SPECIAL UTENSILS 2-to-3 screw-top bottles or jars. Makes 4 cups. Takes 15 minutes […]
Stories from the Cat House
My wife and I run a cat house. We take in girls – and boys – who were living on the streets and require them to do tricks in exchange for room and board. We’re […]
How to (Almost) Kill Kittens Without Really Trying
Let me set the record straight: I love kittens – and cats of all ages and breeds – with the exception of Persians (I just don’t trust those shifty little eyes). My wife and I […]
Brisket With Onions and Buried Treasure
American Entree BRISKET WITH ONIONS INGREDIENTS 2 large onions 4 pounds beef brisket (first or flat cut with fat trimmed to ¼”) 4 garlic cloves ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt ½ tablespoon thyme 2 […]
The Very Happy Story of Snowball and MooMoo
This is the story of Snowball and MooMoo, two very, very happy kittens. At first, they weren’t very happy at all. No, they were scared. And cold – because they were born one November morning […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 8
If Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic Presidential nomination she should choose Mark Zuckerburg as her running mate. She’d have unlimited social media and campaign exposure. She wouldn’t need to rely on Wall Street funding and […]
Guest Blogger Day: Stacey Gill and Sh#%ty Kitties
In an effort to get more writers known out there in the universe, we have begun to do Guest Blogger Days. Today is such a day and we are happy to feature former advertising copywriter […]
Unicorn Bites 1/1/14
Sorry I hit your wife in the face with a Frisbee. In my defense, she looks exactly like a golden retriever. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 1, 2014 New Year’s Eve wasn’t as […]